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What I’m Thankful For

November 25, 2010

Those disclaimers at the bottom of car commercials


A congress that will find new and exciting ways to fuck us over


The Constitution is legible, not disintegrated, and able to be referenced with the point of a finger


A general can say “Kill that man” and a predator missile will fly from the heavens and he will die. (exception – Osama Bin Laden)


God is on the Republican’s side


American women live in America


Laughter isn’t the best medicine, medicine is the best medicine, and doctors understand this despite the stupid expression


Twitter, Facebook, and Call of Duty can completely consume any possible moment of deep personal reflection


Brett Favre will never retire. Ever.


I don’t live in North Korea


I don’t live in San Francisco

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