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What I’m Thankful For

November 25, 2010

Those disclaimers at the bottom of car commercials

 

A congress that will find new and exciting ways to fuck us over

 

The Constitution is legible, not disintegrated, and able to be referenced with the point of a finger

 

A general can say “Kill that man” and a predator missile will fly from the heavens and he will die. (exception – Osama Bin Laden)

 

God is on the Republican’s side

 

American women live in America

 

Laughter isn’t the best medicine, medicine is the best medicine, and doctors understand this despite the stupid expression

 

Twitter, Facebook, and Call of Duty can completely consume any possible moment of deep personal reflection

 

Brett Favre will never retire. Ever.

 

I don’t live in North Korea

 

I don’t live in San Francisco

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