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Things I Care Less About Than Current News Stories

August 20, 2010

Many news stories have been popping up lately, mostly political, and it seems as if I don’t take enough time and energy to show how little I care about some of the stuff that makes headlines. For example, the oil spill was in the news recently. A lot. It sort of died out, but it was big. People also won’t shut up about the Ground Zero Mosque. I may have my opinions on it, but don’t think for a minute I give a shit what happens one way or the other. Gay marriage – see explanation above. I could go on, but I’d rather just give you a list of things I care about more than the aforementioned “headline news stories”. (Note – some (or all) of this list may come from one of Dr. Cox’s speeches on Scrubs. Scrubs would fall under something I care more about than current “headline news stories).

Low-carb diets

Michael Moore

The Republican National Convention

Kabbalah and all Kabbalah-related products

Hi-def TV

The Bush daughters

Wireless hot spots

The O.C.

The U.N.


Getting Punk’d

Danny Gans

The Latin Grammys

The real Grammys

Jeff, that Wiggle who sleeps too darn much!

The Yankees payroll

All the red states

All the blue states

Every hybrid car

Every talk show host

Everything on the planet

Everything in the solar system

Everything everything everything everything everything everything – eve – everything that exists – past, present and future, in all discovered and undiscovered dimensions…

Oh! And Hugh Jackman.

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