Things I Care Less About Than Current News Stories
Many news stories have been popping up lately, mostly political, and it seems as if I don’t take enough time and energy to show how little I care about some of the stuff that makes headlines. For example, the oil spill was in the news recently. A lot. It sort of died out, but it was big. People also won’t shut up about the Ground Zero Mosque. I may have my opinions on it, but don’t think for a minute I give a shit what happens one way or the other. Gay marriage – see explanation above. I could go on, but I’d rather just give you a list of things I care about more than the aforementioned “headline news stories”. (Note – some (or all) of this list may come from one of Dr. Cox’s speeches on Scrubs. Scrubs would fall under something I care more about than current “headline news stories).
The Republican National Convention
Kabbalah and all Kabbalah-related products
The Bush daughters
Wireless hot spots
The Latin Grammys
The real Grammys
Jeff, that Wiggle who sleeps too darn much!
The Yankees payroll
All the red states
All the blue states
Every hybrid car
Every talk show host
Everything on the planet
Everything in the solar system
Everything everything everything everything everything everything – eve – everything that exists – past, present and future, in all discovered and undiscovered dimensions…
Oh! And Hugh Jackman.