Mexico Has A Government?
Mexico seems to be in the news a lot lately. Between them yelling at us for immigration to something to do with their Supreme Court (they have a government? How cute) to a recent 5% tariff by Mexico on ham and pork products because we’re arguing with them about truck on highways or something, it seems like Mexico is finally starting to grow some balls.
One problem – their country sucks. Countries like Russia and China can stand up to the US. Why? Because they’re awesome. We respect them. They’re powerful, they know what they’re doing. If they start trying to push the US around I’m not happy about it obviously, but it kind of makes me like their assertiveness and use of their power. Mexico, on the other hand, doesn’t really have a government, per se. Sure, they have something called a government, but really, they shouldn’t kid themselves.
That’s why I get angry when Mexico tries to tell us what to do. I don’t respect Mexico as a international power. At all. It seems like they’re being extra bitchy lately. It’s almost as if they forget that the only reason Mexico exists at all is because America is nice enough not to take it over (a task that would take about as long as the First Gulf War). I’m not going to ramble too much on this post, but they really need to shape up or we’ll be forced to do something drastic (i.e. give them California). God damn, I sure do love their tacos though.